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Time:03:15 pm


Seriously, is he Gavin DeGraw yet?
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Time:06:14 pm
I walk into the kitchen.

"Should I make a salad or-" my mom began to ask.

"I have to fuckin' take a dump," I said matter-of-factly. This was followed by a short pause.

"I'll make a salad," she said.
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Time:12:39 pm
You might say that I spent a part of my morning in my room, shirtless, after my shower pretending that I was Jim Morrison.

The side of the room with my bed was the audience.
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Time:06:00 pm
"So what, my left ribcage is bigger than my right, big deal!" I said

"No, I just never noticed it before," said my boss, Michelle. "I don't stare at your chest all the time."

"That makes one of us."
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Subject:I was helping her make dinner
Time:04:23 pm
"Hey, it's 4:20!"

"What?" my mom said.

"Nevermind."
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Time:07:40 pm
Today, I realized that I enjoy my job when, while riding on a self-propelled wheeled device intended for a toddler, I got pumped that my boss told me I could use glitter glue whil making snowflakes in art.
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Time:10:02 pm
Today I recieved my first haircut in one year, three months and about six days.

To get it started, the lady who cut it put it all in a ponytail, all 11 inches of it, and cut off the ponytail and let me keep it, still in the elastic. After she cut just the ponytail, I had a haircut similar to that of Audrey Tautou in Amelie.
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Subject:My fourth Guster concert
Time:12:05 am
November 12, 2005: Second shit taken at a concert in past month.
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Time:05:19 pm
"You're gonna go what?" my mom asked.

"Drop heat," I repeated.

First puzzled, her face then contorted into disgust.

"You don't need to tell me, I just figured out what that is."
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Subject:Jason Mraz
Time:01:26 am
"...and that's actually a language from a country called [says gibberish into mic]... it's way up there. Y'know, like, right between Iceland and... Graceland... [trails off]"

He was off like an airplane, and wouldn't worry his life away. He played an encore, and in that, Mr. A-Z was the geek in the pink.
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